Sparklecakes

Wow.

In Uncategorized on July 26, 2009 at 1:11 am

So this evening Liz and I are walking back to our hotel from PJ’s, a bar across from the Sheraton, where we hung out with a few of my all time favorite bloggers: Andrea from Mommy Snacks, Amy from MomAdvice, and Bargain Briana herself. It was a chalking up to be a great last night in Chicago and I left the bar happily caffeinated (I just can’t do alcohol) and a little slap happy. No one told me that sleep was definitely NOT on the Blogher agenda.

We get on our hotel’s street and see a couple, probably in their early 20s, making out in between a posh cafe and a grocery/deli. It started out as maybe just a little hand holding, a little kissing, and we watched it quickly progress into face eating/groping in about 5 steps. Sure, we could have quit watching, but seriously, if you’re going to go at it on the street, be prepared for an audience.

Anywho, by the time we’re passing them, this innocent make out session had turned into a full force under-the-skirt amature hour side show. Liz and I were dying! Aside from the visibility of, what looked like, this guy giving the girl an uppercut hit to the crotch, the girl smacked the back of her head into the brick wall behind her about 3 or 4 times- in pain or ecstasy, I’m not sure-and proceeded to roll her eyes into the back of her head. We were crying we were laughing so hard, got into our hotel, and then proceeded to try and talk our roommates into going back outside with us to jokingly form a line near this guy.

No, we didn’t form a line, but we did end up staying awake until 4:30 am that morning laughing about what the hell some people do in public. Oh, Chicago….you have no shame.

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  1. Oh my gosh, this was the funniest thing I think I’ve ever witnessed!! Love it!

  2. Born and raised in Chicago all I can say is yes we have some out right sex crazed weirdos around town. LOL

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